Why being a lil guy is optimal in 2026

[2026-02-04 Wed]

1. Story

Sylvan is 167cm
Many of his role models are "lil guys": levi ackerman, napoleon, …
Little guys have a tunnel network(LGTN), that they can travel through.
Lil guys and big guys have a symbiotic relationship: Sometimes bigger people need to scramble for things on the floor and sometimes we need to get cookies from the shelf.
Some people say that short guys cant pull, but this is not true. We can buy climbing gear.
Shorter men can communicate without bigger men overhearing, because it is a high pitched squeak other men cannot hear.
Supplements last longer for us
When you are closer to the size of a physical transistor, it is easier to understand computers. This is part of why Sylvan is so good at programming.
Sylvan used to be 6'3, but realized it was so miserable. He took medications to decrease his height and access the LGTN.
People find shorter men less intimidating, so it is easier to talk to people.
You can get up to many shenanigans because nobody suspects anything of you